Damn, I wanted to see Marc's girlfriend...but I understand the need to blur her out. And is that a mousy Japanese girl over Tod's shoulder? Marc must have been quite conflicted.

First, I would never invite anyone to circle 'knit'. I do that alone.

And - I seem to remember a Christmas party at my house where Marc, his brother and sister in law were pretty damned smashed. After haranguing others in the living room where games were being played, these three sat at the bar in the kitchen and laid waste to anyone that dare approach. They were pretty proud of themselves and seemed to be having a good time.

Being 'Mom', I had no idea they were polluted and just thought my kids were enjoying the party at Mom's house. Then, I looked at the photo of them sitting at the bar, with lopsided grins ...

Marc, it was pretty stupid to trust that "Old Man Perry" would have a party that was either "off the hook" or "off the chain" at this advanced age when both his woman and new house are involved. That man in padlocked to the hook and his chain is welded on.

You really only have yourself to blame. Tod is OLD (like me)

I also bet that I make a better corn bread. I demand the recipe be posted here!

For New Years Eve went with the wife to our favourite all you can eat sushi joint and proceeded to both eat ourselves into a food coma and were back home by 8pm.

Marc should have taken the Todbot as his wingman. The Todbot is adequately programmed to be a wing bot. "Pardon my interjection however my friend over by the food table MARC CHAMBERS is a nice man who appreciates Asians who self harm. He would like to put his penis in you. He does not want to kill or rape you. I would like to stand here and talk to your less attractive chubby friend about her cats."

True story, I was at the apartment yesterday, I get on the elevator and I see a 50ish year old woman of undetermined Easter European descent wearing a scoop neck velour looking shirt with one boob hanging out. It was still out 30 minutes later when I saw her again coming out of the laundry room when I was heading to the garage.

So what is the big announcement? Were you just fucking with me?

WELCOME BACK!! Whew! I was not sure I could survive another day without LBFM!

Great show! And, Laxdude is correct. Tod has been domesticated and is no longer allowed to have 'real' parties. You should have known better, Marc. Cioffi, on the other hand, was a sure thing. Maybe next year.

Now - WHAT IS THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT??!!

Thank god you're back. If there are any pictures of the 'Tod Perry bodyshot incident of 2010' they need to be posted immediately. Im very nervous about the announcement, especially after the talk of Randy Wang being invited to Tod's 'RAVE OUT.' Im HOPING you guys will be joining the Adam Carolla team, Cioffi should have been able to pull some strings over there!!

Polly, perhaps it was just a cunning plot to bring me the head of Ryan Wong?

Or he was trying to get Gina drunk so that Marc could make his move. If only the Todbot had been booted up, we know that he knows how to party - he spent his first 20 years on this planet as a kegerator at the Sigma Chi house at the University of Arizona.