Nickname idea: HumanCioffi

or Rear Admiral Theft?

Grand Moff Cioffi?

I like to picture him as the assassin, Mike David Cioffi. Though I have no idea what his middle name actually is.

No one does. I sign it as an "x" in emails.

It's been about 2 hours and a work meeting since I listened to the podcast so I may be forgetting something, but have you considered ramping up the violence? Bazooka Cioffi, Machine Gun Cioffi, Six Guns Cioffi (here's a good spot to add some intrigue. Does he really have 6 guns? Where could they possibly be?), Chlorophorm Mike (maybe creepy now, but it'll be endeering by week's end, trailblazers take risks)

3 words: Buddy Cop Franchise. Have you considered it?

Or, if you want to break into the hard candy realm, I say go with Papa Cioffi. He's Italian and he's bringing the butterscotch.

Maybe you need a marketing guru with no experience and questionable judgement, maybe you don't but now you've seen my table, with my things that I've put on it. I brought them there.

Does Marc read from a script? That attempt to pronounce "inexorably" was a weird moment.

Don Cioffi, or iCioffi

J'Barkus Russell?