William 
The Expendables and Virtual Japanese Girlfriends
The Expendables isn't a movie you watch. It's a movie you experience. Afterwards, you will never be quite the same person. Plus: tourists are taking vacations that involve spending time in lavish hotel rooms with Asian girls that exist only on a computer.
Friday, September 10, 2010 at 1:22AM
Reader Comments (10)
I generally subscribe to a "whatever gets you through the night..." philosophy, but this is just depressing. Why? Why lonely Japanese people?
Also, I had to miss about 1/2 the episode, but I can't wait to get around to seeing the Expendables. Really happy you guys enjoyed it so much. From what little of the section I listened to (before you warned to skip ahead) it sounds like exactly what I wanted that movie to be.
I get kind of pissed off when movies like The Expendables get rave reviews, not because people feel they are genuinely good movies, but because "ZOMG ITS SO BAD ITS GOOD ROFLCOPTER!!!1!". It only encourages lazy filmmaking from the big studios.
Sometimes I would rather watch The Running Man than Casablanca or Sunset Blvd. All of them have their place. and their mood that they satisfy.
Mike Cioffi, I would like to be friends with you.
No
Hahaha.
We all know that Marc is going into the secret closet and making sweet, sweet love to the TodPerry2K.
Oh man, or Starship Troopers. That was an awesome one. Capser Van Dien is such a good bad movie actor.
No.
There was nothing sweet about it.
Hahaha.
This may not be the right episode, but just fyi, Krav Maga is Israeli martial arts, not Russian.
Oh man you guys were so right. That movie is awesome! Anytime you're looking to Jet Li for the clearly spoken english you know you're watching an awesome movie. The scene on the dock that you guys were talking about was just amazing. Not oversold in the least. God damn. It was like watching them act out a round of Ghost Recon with sweet one liners.