How To Visit Your Ex-Girlfriend's Restaurant
Marc is facing a dilemma: he loves eating at his ex-girlfriend's sandwich shop, but since they broke up it's a difficult proposition. Marc and Cioffi discuss various plans for entering the shop, acquiring sandwiches and successfully eating them.
Reader Comments (20)
Everybody get naked and begin gyrating. Hahaha. Yes. You are welcome.
Don't worry guys. Here's what you do: Buy a long trench coat and Mike can sit on Marc's shoulders. That way Mike can order for the two of you and no one will be wise to the fact that Marc is there. Then you guys can go get a table outside and enjoy.
There's an obvious solution here, which I will lay out in four easy steps:
1. Buy the restaurant.
2. Teach her the score (firing and/or deporting her if necessary).
3. Enjoy delicious sandwich.
4. Set up racket in back room.
1) get her fired
2) get her to kill herself (she did date Marc, should be a short trip)
3) drive her from LA (see 2)
4) kill her (see Cioffi)
5) abduct her (see Salwin)
6) Have Cioffi conduct an elaborate plan to woo and date her all the while slowly destroying her will.
Or maybe just hire a hobo to go in and buy what you want.
The Hobo Option! It served me well in college, I feel poorly about not giving it due diligence here.
"I'm an ideas man, Michael... I think I proved that with fuck mountain" - Gob Bluth.
You said there's 3 locations... just go to one of the other 2. Not having to worry about any drama and dominating the jone's soda machine will outweigh the extra mileage.
Yeah, but then what does Marc do with his various disguises? Far too simple.
2 words for you: Soul Man. C. Thomas Howell the shit out of that sandwich shop.
THE ART OF MISDIRECTION!
How about Soul Man style C. Thomas Howell with a parrot on his shoulder, AKA Koko B. Ware-ing it. Then not only is everyone looking at the parrot but Marc Chambers couldn't possibly be that black guy waiting on his russian pastrami. Assuming you don't own a parrot, the only thing you have in common is the hunger for a delicious sandwich. Now that I think about it, maybe you, still as Marc Chambers, should carry a pizza box or a bag of Panda Express and send your ex girlfriend an e-mail talking about how full you are from lunch right before you go. Keep the voices too, particularly that weird sort of Yoda variation you had going. Don't let reasonable thought keep you from pushing the limits of awesomeness.
Very Solid ep, FYI I heard it here first but many other podcasts are now using that Cee Lo song for openings and or closings, it's become F'ed out before you even got to use it much, Joe Rogan and Walking the Room have both used it this week.
I DVR'd the DVD on TV of the simpsons, they cut Marc and Cioffi out, the only simpsons fans I saw were in dressed up in costumes, they had some green bitch that looked all Star Trek'y who they heavily featured.
Just in case someone hasn't had enough of the song I grabbed the mp4 audio out of the youtube video http://www.mediafire.com/?obc4yofj6m7xu9h iTunes should be able to handle it.
It is only 118k though.
Please tell me someone here has the photoshop skills necessary to depict Marc in the described disguises.
Also, there is now another discussion forum for LBFM over at carollaboards. I think it will be useful for non-episode specific discussions, like the alluded to change of the website name. (WTF is up with that?)
http://mahalo.30.forumer.com/index.php?showforum=54
First time listener, long time hearer abouter. Not bad.
How about just sending in Kyle to pick up the sammiches? They know Marc, probably know Cioffi, but Kyle was at home when you visited, he's in the clear!
Let's keep the torrent alive people. Seed for the love of God.
Love the song Cioffi. You got me hooked. Now, about the sandwiches. Just stroll in there like nothing happened, order up and do your thing. If the ex can't handle it, tell her to deal with it or quit. It's that simple. If the sandwiches are that good, then fuck the world.
Three step process:
1) Kick open door.
2) Tell the bitch to make you a sandwich.
3) Enjoy the sandwich.
You're a man, Marc. Fucking act like one. Fear NO bitch.
I have to say that this episode it one of my favorites, but DAMMIT Mike..."Irregardless"?!?
I agree with this one being one of the best. This one lands somewhere in the top 3 or 4 for me.
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