News Monster: Vader Robs a Bank, Cougars Die Young, Faked Kidnappings
Darth Vader held up a bank, older women who date younger men die sooner, Marc wasn't looking at the kids, someone has crafted the world's most potent beer and more. Plus: Britt Bickel visits the Barn for its last week, Avril Lavigne rules and more.
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And I have some giant sacks of Werther's Originals!