I lost it when Marc started the undermining music.

Rent/bill collector has dibs on the biggest room.
Marc will have to settle for a banging corner.

Leaving the barn makes me think Marc will leave and the show will become Cioffi giving gambling tips while Seena sexually harasses him.

One of the greatest lines in the history of mankind:

Braden to Cioffi: I don't see how pictures of your junk would denote how many bitches you are running.

The rules of the Head of Household are clearly laid out in the CBS Big Brother rule book, the outgoing head of household is unable to compete and the remaining guests battle it out in a game of skill, memory, or estimation.

But, it has been a while since I have watched.

Will house 2.0 have room for a studio? It sounds like the master bedroom would be a good place for it.

But in general, I am not sure I would trust Marc, after all he saw fit to buy a Palm Pre, and then there is the fact that I think Mike is capable of killing to get what he wants, and has a proven track record at running the house.

I would suggest that they have a master bedroom auction, where the house mate willing to pay the largest portion of the total rent for the master would have it.

But either way Mike, being the baddest man in any town, would take over the master bedroom and turn it into his personal bangatorium

I never realized that Cioffi hated America and God and loved genocide so much. I'm shocked.

Plus MIDI was invented in America. What's more American than MIDI? I think the founding fathers would have loved MIDI.

Nobody with hearing loves MIDI

That patriotic midi file - you know that was God Save the Queen, right? Not exactly patriotic anywhere in North America., especially in the States.

Breakdancing isn't a thing that adults should do? I beg to differ Mr. Chambers.

The midi file was most certainly "My Country 'Tis of Thee" AKA "America."

Actually they're the exact same tune. I stand mildly corrected.

There's only one way to settle this, good old fashioned dong water displacement test, whomever empties more water from the tank wins the Master bedroom and prima nocta rights...Cioffi will explain it after he wins(honestly or by cheating).

I'd say Mike's title as Baddest Man in Town takes a hit after this episode. Where was the belt?

The discussion of fuck zone had me in pieces.
Braden and Mike are flippin' halirious..

how will the new house affect the raptor vs grizzly fight? does the line move?

So let me get this straight...Low Budget will no longer be coming to me from the world famous Low Budget barn in Koreatown California, the epicenter of sexuality and the birth place of comedy?? I actually wanted to cry...then I put on my big boy pants and realized I can just pretend that's where yall are broadcasting from. I also like to pretend that Tod, John, Seena, Britt, Bell, the turkey noise, Todbot, and the rest of the gang are there as well...but just being very quite and avoiding being eaten alive by the thousands of bugs that live within the barn. Just saying.