William 
News Monster: Girl Voices, Groin Gunshots, Dungeons and Dragons
Girls with high voices are attracted to guys with low voices, a guy in Colorado shot himself in the junk, churches are hallowed ground when you are running from the law, a criminal did a high wire act in North Hollywood and more.
Monday, May 10, 2010 at 12:55AM
Reader Comments (7)
It's true! I sing first soprano (ultra high), and basses make me swoon. Tenors... not so much.
OMG! How did you guys miss it??! The dude that shot himself in the goodies claimed SELF DEFENSE! WTF - did his junk attack him? LMAO!!
No, no, no!! I don't care if Salwin is no longer part of the show, you must use the News Monster stings for a News Monster show!!!
I grew up in Tampa. That's exactly how they talk.
Soylant Green is PEOPLE!
I agree, use John Selwyns stings. The show feels like the show again, BB is doing really well, I think once she gets used to the idea of podcasting she will loosen up. All in all, I feel we are emerging out of the end of a dark, dark era.
Soylent Green is a song by Wumpscut, actually.