News Monster: Midget Town, Jesus Possums, Ritalin For Sex
China's got a town full of midgets that dance and sing for money, a woman in Florida is trading sexual favors from minors for prescription drugs, a drunk guy tried to resurrect a possum, a witch doctor peddled LSD-laced gherkins as a blindness cure.
Reader Comments (9)
The show had a different vibe, but I liked it. Yeah, you all thought I would bash Ynarra. Nope, sure it was a little rough, and she might not be used to reading on mic - but it was still a good episode.
And technically I think that Cioffi was sitting in for Marc, Marc was sitting in for John, and Ynarra was sitting for Tod. It might be confusing, but I diagrammed it.
The LSD gherkins would have worked if he'd remembered the proper incantation:
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
I was greatly amused by the "real Claritin" and albuterol being offered by the drug cougar.
Yanira is a good co-host.
Marc is ok as Cioffi's sidekick.
So how's it gonna work when Tod returns? Will he be third chair? Fourth?
I love that song "Witchdoctor" Monkeypants. I saw the witchdoctor and he told me what to do...i saw the witchdoctor and he told me what to say...I especially love the chipmunks version!
Beware of the Indian Penis, it may be staring you in the eye and poke it out when you least expect it! That's right...Indians may be uptight...up a tight ass! No Homo!!
Maybe when Tod comes back he can sub in for the possum. What was his name? He can scurry out from behind the spider couch and hide behind the prep chair and then run out a hole in the wall and go raid the garbage cans.
Can we also get an official spelling on Ynara's name?
I believe it is spelled YANIRA.
Yes?
yep