Search
Latest Comments

Recent Comments

Powered by Disqus

Low Budget FM is made possible by:

LibsynPRO

Powered by Squarespace
« Lampidi Stelami Sings: 90s Edition | Main | Jared Leto is a Real American Hero »

The 5 Things You Cannot Have

Everybody's got the things in life that they want, but for some reason -- bad timing, finances don't line up, it's just impossible, or whatever -- it just doesn't work out. Marc, Tod and Mike Cioffi run down their personal lists of five things.

Listen to this episode

Reader Comments (14)

For some reason your current podcast is not showing up in iTunes.

February 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterApollo

That Korean dog eating joke was tremendous.
Cioffi's Coffee would be a good addition to the 24/7 Cioffi cam.

February 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterharlingtoxad

"I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus"? Did Tod work the West Hollywood area Sears?

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCharles

where's Salwin hiding out?

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterterry

I'm STILL laughing at the panda meat. I laughed at work so hard people walking by looked at me. Had to pause the podcast in order to laugh so i wouldnt miss anything. How did Marc POSSIBLY come up with panda meat? LOL! This was one of my fav eps, very funny. Marc idealizing his high school experience and Tod immediately destroying that ideal was perfect.

Where the hell is Salwin? Has anyone been over to Das Bunker to see if he's down in the basement suspended from the pipes by his nipple rings while some moderately overweight, middle aged white woman in latex whips him to Nazi marching music?

If Cioffi needs a dog i have a 1yr old female pitbull who's ready to go. I'll ship her right out there if he'd take her off my hands. In fact i'll pay HIM to take her. Very sweet dog but will destroy everything you own in 15 minutes flat. She'll settle the opossum and the spider-couch problem overnight. She'll also protect The Barn from the crackheads next door and guard Marc's precious RA-20 mic stands and earphones. Just dont let her outta your sight considering the "neighborhood" (i bet pitbull tastes like chicken)

Tod i, too, worked retail (pharmacy) for many years and i have the same deep hatred for ALL christmas music. They would start playing it the day after thanksgiving and continued (on the same loop of maybe 15 songs) until well into january. It was maddening. I still get flashbacks whenever i enter a retail establishment around the holidays and hear 'deck the halls' or some other holiday tripe blasting from overhead.

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPolly

Well, I already started wearing a wool Kengol hat. I might as well start crossing items off this list.

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercioffi

Brilliant episode Gents! I'm keeping this one active on my ipod. It is perfect for introducing potential listeners to LBFM. (Yes, I know the other meaning of those initials, but I'm old school.)

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMonkeypants

1, those 4 years of my life back. 2, to be space cop. 3, The head of Ryan Wong. 4, cross country bachelor road trip. 5, for the Adam Carolla Podcast to not be the worst sounding podcast I listen to.

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlaxdude

As soon as Marc gave the synopsis of this ep i thought 'Lax would want the head of Ryan Wong.' And he did not let me down.

February 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPolly

I did tHoRW only so I would not disappoint. Just like Tod I could have included Natalie Portman or even Kirsten Bell.

Now that crazy doesn't understand things guy will reappear and taunt me across multiple sites.

February 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlaxdude

Holy jeebus, why the hardcore Wang-hate laxdude? I can understand preferring one podcast over the other, but wow, can you show me on this doll where the bad Randy-man touched you and scarred you for life?

February 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCharles

Charles, it is *really* a joke. I only have a mild distaste for the gentleman in question, it has only been amplified here for comedic effect.

I used to like him, then he cuts down the ACS and Bryan Bishop on Behind the Unibrow. Then he started acting like a douche on the message board (which is his right) and proved to me he is someone I would not like on the various podcasts he did with Whitman. I had to stop listened to PGP after a few weeks because of the utter lack of content. How those two manage to put on 5 hours of show a week without guests blows my mind.

Just like Conway cut them off, so have I.

It is honestly inter-show faux rivalry. So yes, I admit it, I am the Bonaduce/Jack Silver of podcast promotion by trying to build a fake rivalry between the show i like, and one that seems to have more listeners than it has any right to have.

February 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlaxdude

No faux-rivalry here. I hate them.

February 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPolly

Then all future comments about RW and his head shall have to come from Polly. I am tired for taking so much shit every time I mention him.

February 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlaxdude

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Post:
 
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>