Morrissey sucks.

Robert Smith forever!

No! Morrissey is the greatest lyricist of all time and a brilliant song-writer! Tod! Me, you and the Half-Ton Man need to plan our strike against Jared Leto.

I would take a bullet for Morrissey. He is the greatest lyricist of all time. Disparaging comments about The Moz will not be tolerated (especially from Marc Chambers)

Tod, your abject hatred of Jarod Leto is absolutely fascinating. And funny! The disgust in your voice was palpable throughout the entire episode. Where does the loathing of this simple, humble man named Jarod Leto originate? is it his stunning good looks? His unquestionable ability to nail any chick on the planet? His Jimmy Page like guitar skills (ok i cant even keep a straight face on that one) or the fact that his LEGENDARY BAND (giggling!) has sold millions of albums? JARED LETO IS THE GREATEST FRONT MAN IN THE HISTORY OF ROCK MUSIC.......SCREW FREDDIE MERCURY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!....wheew! (wipes away tears from eyes) that WAS funny. Sorry.

Anyhooo...I think you FEAR Jared Leto's sexual prowess. You've already admitted Princess Perry thinks he's hot. You're afraid one day you'll return home to Lakewood early, walk in the house with a bouquet of flowers (is that 30 Seconds to Mars you hear playing on the stereo?) head upstairs only to find Princess Perry, Mr. Jarod Leto and the Cal King.....................well you can imagine.

Dude! Tod! You are completely and totally right about Leto. I totally feel the exact same way about Taylor Lautner... The werewolf douche in Twilight!

I was listening to Howard Stern recently (I think last Thursday) and they had some slutty model on that had dated Leto. She said that he had by far the biggest cock she had ever seen (I think she said it was "shocking"). Just thought Tod would like to know that :)

You pay for Sirius Salwin?

Not only would I take a bullet for Morrissey, I would also accept one fired by the man himself.

Thanks for the details John...much appreciated.

From the summary of the show:

Howard asked if Jared has a big penis. Heidi said that he's huge. She said that he's like a black man. Howard asked how many inches he is. She said she's not good with that. She said it's the biggest one she's ever seen. Howard asked if she was shocked at the size and said something about it. She said she played it cool and didn't say anything. She said it was just a new project for her. Howard asked if he had to ease it in because it was so big. She said that he's a smooth guy and he didn't just jam it in there. Heidi said he knows what he's doing and he's good at that.

Enjoy that, Tod.

I was the one who posted the stern comment. I put John as my name (that is my name), I'm not Salwin though.

Oops. I thought Freddy T changed his author name.