Two words: Street Sharks.

And you can do the Google.

Dammit, Laxdude beat me to it, I just couldn't remember the name of that TV show/toy franchise.

Also, check out "Jake the Alligator Man"

Nasty land shark! (man really had him on the run, though!)

http://current.com/items/90451202_remi-gaillard-shark-attack.htm

I haven't seen any sharkogators but I haven't seen these around the beach:

http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sharkgull.jpg

Also See courtesy of the Weekly World News:

"Manigator"
http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/manigatorbeer.jpg

He appears to be drinking a Pabst Blue RIbbon.
Thats just the way Manigator gets down.

I bet a Bear Holding a Shark could beat both of these very real beasts.

Hey! Marc posted the firetruck monster drawing he made.

Listen, someone said something about chum ... can you guys just level with me, is there some fucking chum around here somewhere?

A Piterodactyl (half pitbull half pterodactyl) would kill every living thing on this planet. Except for maybe a Kitrannosaurus Rex (half kitten half tyrannosaurus rex) cuz there's nothing sharper than kitten claws. And kittens are devious (like Salwin)

Now were a fight to break out in The Barn that involved all the players from the show, who would win? What's the over under on punches thrown to tears shed? Personally i'd take Salwin. I think if you pushed him too far he'd snap and chop up every person in sight (now i could be wrong about this but lets be logical....Salwin is nuts) So i'd take Salwin. Or The Couch.

I'd also ike to see Marc and Tod throw down. Please schedule this on Stickcam, i'm sure there are MANY unresolved issues brewing between the two of them that need to be hashed out with fists (and crying) in front of a viewing audience. I'd pay $49.99 to watch this so please make it happen. LBFM Fight Club! I smell a tshirt in the works!

We baited 'shark' into posting just by TALKING about chum.

'Shark' was a big time lurker 'til we mentioned Chum.