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Pickup Line of the Week and Scratch-Off Minute
The Low Budget Labs has sent over a couple of hot new segments -- they've cooked up a new pick-up line of the week, guaranteed to work on any female, and they've also brought Mike Cioffi to deliver guaranteed lottery scratcher success.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 1:06AM
Reader Comments (8)
Beware, Tod, at some point the Hack Alert is going to go all Ed 209 on your ass.
HAHAHAHA Cioffi! LMAO
And Tod - THE pot has a very annoying voice! Cute, but annoying
girls slapping eachother a couple of shows back, reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFxHflpdGng&feature=player_embedded
worth your time, safe to watch at work
You know how to tell the guy in the photo is scratching off with speed in mind?
The top $2 scratcher (One Hot Number, an oldy, but a goody) only has the numbers scratched, he didn't bother scratching the row of prizes unless he saw he won.
Built for speed, built lotto tough.
The Cioffi Scratch Off Minute needs to be a regularly scheduled 'bit.' You could change it up and record Cioffi losing all SORTS of different bets. I'd like to see a video of Cioffi in Vegas, clutching a fistful of cash in his sweaty hands, eyes bloodshot from gambling nonstop for 3 straight days, drunkly screaming 'PUT IT ALL ON RED BITCH!!' Such an episode may make me (temporarily) feel better about my pathetic life.
Tod, The Adicts suck. They were mildly popular amongst the punk crowd in the 80's, dressed like the guys from Clockwork Orange. Musically they're unbearable. I own their album "Songs of Praise' and actually listened to it the other day (until i couldnt take it anymore and put on some 'Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables') These douchebag kids wear their tshirts cuz im sure they think its SO REBELLIOUS to wear a shirt saying they're a drug addict.
This generation of kids are growing up is listening to the worst music ever recorded in human history. I'd rather listen to babies being vivisected than one single song/album on Rolling Stones current list of top 50 albums/songs.
See, I knew it! All Cioffi needs are lotto scratchers to bring out his inner Don Draper! Crazy....
Now Polly,
Thanks for breaking down "The Addicts" info. I didn't know whether I was missing out on something or they were a complete sham.
Thanks for another successful pickup line, I have been swimmin in the tang all week.