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News Monster: Nearly Naked, Pet Alligators, The Ochocinco Sex Line
An inmate shredded his clothes (but did not otherwise injure himself) while escaping over a razor-wire fence, a liquor store got busted for keeping a pet alligator in the back room, Ochocinco launched a new kid-friendly sex line and more.
Sunday, October 3, 2010 at 11:19PM
Reader Comments (12)
It is pronounced Ship-ins-burg.
Love the show, vastly improved minus Cunty. Sadly it's the highlight of my work day.
Marc hits women with wrenches.
Gina Grad, Marc is still an douche. Get on it.
I heard about the story on the radio initially and another funny thing about the Ochocinco line is that not only was there the fact that you ended up calling the phone sex line, thinking it was a children's charity, but the phone line would send the people who called it text messages. So I wonder how many husbands were trying to do something nice and ended up in the middle of an episode of a mediocre sitcom (or maybe a funny one, I could see that playing out funny).
The Law and Order bit is hilarious. Really nice work.
Puppy fighting for gas masks! Yes!
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Hmm, there's only room for two people... what if we have a guest?
Cioffi drowns, that what happens!
Whats up with the greek dept???
cioffi is supposed to be up on the politics and current events ahd shit... how have you not heard of maricopa county's jail? seriously... look it up. what ALL jails should be
And by cunty I ,of course, mean Tod.
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