So much funny, the letter from what seems to be "Mrs. Lax Dude" has lead me to now question whether she even exists, perhaps this "wife and kids" stuff is an elaborate year long ruse to lure Marc or John to their untimely gay rape death(s)? I guess it's just a coincidence then that ol' TP is not in Mrs. Lax Dude's wheelhouse and we all know Laxdude happens to not care much for Tod.

If the letter from the 13yr old was genuine then it was awesome, LBfm would have been a rad show to have at 13, the references and the idea that a man like Marc Chambers can score so much Chaunch, that you only have to grow up to be at Marc's level, that would have been oddly comforting.

Ok guys, what gives. Why the blipping out of HITE? Is that the big announcement? New sponsor? It is still a beer company? Please don't let it be tampons or some diet drink.

Giovanni, I do exist. I absolutely will not do anything with anyone married or engaged. That is the prime reason he not an option, not even in fantasy land can they be married. Tod is probably more in my wheelhouse than John, who I thought was much taller. I have never dated anyone under 6 foot.

The other problem is that I am a distance runner, I would probably find it easier to get Tod to run than Marc or John.

I am not a horrible burn victim, I am a certain type of Surgeon and an Low Budget Radio show came up when my iPod was plugged into the dock on shuffle.

Hey marc, .... look up "akiba online forums" and browse under torrents, or if you register you can search(and get rid of ads) *whistles away*

Salwin likes German porn entitled "The Women of Treblinka"

Some women judge a man on the quality and neatness of their shoes, my wife goes by porn.

I would say that Marc is still in the running, and that John and Tod are out.

Take it from me, being a kept man isn't so bad, you just have to make sure you are working on a salary, that way you can't be left out in the cold. I even do some consulting work and pick up extra on the side.

as an underage listener of the show and i dont think the show negativley influences me, other than my rampant unchecked drug use, and the fact that i always kill interns, but other than that nothin

and i am the patrick who worte in about the chubby chasers and i reside in ohio not mongolia hahah

Hey Marc, you forgot to bleep out the email address for **** Beer -- HEY, WHO DID THAT?!

as an(other) underage listener, i must say that none of the content on the show could ever do even half the damage to my poor, innocent mind as all of the the subliminal messaging in the multitudes of disney movies i have watched has done. and i'm sure i'm not the only one, either. another thought: perhaps if parents are giving their children free reign on the internet...well, you guys should be the least of their worries.

Those lesbians in the picture are hot. I wanna do them or something. But they're lesbians. Lame.

If "distance runner" is Canadian jargon for "chain smoking," then yes, it is WAY easier to get Tod to go "running" than it is Marc or John.

I wish i had had LBFM to listen to when i was in the 13-16 yr range. I had a black mowhawk, dressed all in black, smoked a ton of weed and immersed myself in the lyrics of Joy Division, The Smiths, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure and i hated my parents (if you've ever seen the Goth kids on South Park that was me and my friends....a perfect example actually. LOL "We're gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.").

LBFM would have been a positive influence in my life. I could have learned how to destroy multiple relationships, become a serial dater and consider picking up and moving to f**king ENGLAND simply cuz I saw a pair of humongous BOOBS on the internet from Marc, snort a pound of cocaine then pass out somewhere in LA with a friend aptly name Drunk C while carrying a pacifier around my neck like Tod (during his coolest Tod ever stage, mind you.....come back to us Coolest Tod Ever!) get engaged to someone but never have sex, move to the burbs and worry what my Republican neighbors think, argue over which sci-fi move/tv show was cooler and more accurate...Star War or Star Trek, lust after discontinued McDonalds menu items, drink multiple beers in one sitting while bragging over how far you can shoot the foam, hang out with a (lovable) nazi who likes german industrial music, scandinavian death metal and latex play and a degenerate gambler who will eventually be on the run from his bookie over a stupid bet he made on the goddamn Raiders. The list goes on.

I can think of no better group to influence a young mind. Except for maybe Randy Wang and his HOTTALKLA empire. There a young child can learn poor content, how to be painfully unfunny, what not to wear, what a bad tattoo looks like (randy wang) and what Gina Grad (sorry marc) had for breakfast.

I'll stick with the degenerates of LBFM. At least their trials and tribulations are real. Love you guys, 2010 has started off great, keep it going!

I don't think someone could ever explain the show better than Polly has just done.

"Conformists."

I may have to excerpt that for the "About" page.

For the record, I don't own any neon, so by dictionary definition, I am not a Nazi.

I don't know how this format of "wall o text" posts started here but I'm glad to be a part of it, 99% of the time someone busts one out I'm laughing my ass off or agreeing profusely, very nice work Polly!

Also the women or girls depicted in the art for this ep are kinda creepy, not hot like Marc claims, they look possibly drugged or like they are being coerced to take part in whatever scene was about to unfold, next time use non rapey photos of Asian broads if you must, also the one on the right looks kinda like a dude and seems to have a mustache, Marc's laser eyes couldn't spot that!?

Filipino Lesbians, putting the F into LBFM

Polly hit it square on the head! (metaphorically speaking)

I agree with Gio, those girls pictured above do not look like willing participants in whatever lesbian porn is about to be filmed. They both appear hesitant and maybe roofied (MARC!!!!) And further inspection of the bedframe in the backround looks like its from a foreign country, maybe Thailand (??) If so i assure you those girls are underage and we're all going to jail for looking at that picture, let alone Marc for posting it.

Nothing inappropriate is happening in the picture. One of them just told a hilarious anecdote, and the other is saying "oh, you."

I love how LBFM has become the breading ground for a hatred of the PGP.

Marc, I wish that they did not use the generica 'Asian' tag, when all we really want is willowy Japanese or Korean. Saddly 'Asian' has come to mean sad lookng squat Vietnamese or Thai girls in some seedy looking cheap hotel, or even worse, and you have to worry about a dong poping out.

Those are Asian sisters, not lesbians.

And doesn't Marc have a girlfriend? Is she into him moving to England for a pair of tits?