Get Yourself a Foreign Sugar Mama
Marc puts forth the question: is it okay to quit your job, give up all worldly possessions, emigrate to another country and live off someone else's income in exchange for sex?
Marc puts forth the question: is it okay to quit your job, give up all worldly possessions, emigrate to another country and live off someone else's income in exchange for sex?
Reader Comments (9)
Hey Guys~! What do you think I'm doing in South Korea? The answer is a big YES! ;-) Haha..
Oh shit man! So many thoughts about this one, hilarious from start to finish, the music was great, Tod never gives us enough of his skill, the metal track was nuts.
The show has been off the charts hilarious since returning for 2010, the Mike Cioffi eps are two of the shows strongest and this one is right up there too, nice work!
Tod's titty bit in the middle of the ep was so fucking funny, I was choking because I was laughing so hard.
John's idea that the spiders in the garage could be used as weapons against hobo's as Marc made the observation that John could be used as the weapon was so perfectly timed and accidentally hilarious.
Marc's idea in this show I hope is high comedy, or I hope he was high, get it together man, you're on a chaunch roll, you can't give that up, stay in L.A. swimming in lady parts and cash money from your various careers, how dare you consider throwing that away and how will you one day die of AIDS as you predicted if you settle down this early in life?
When's the next stickam? I have Wed/Thur off of work just in case you start doing them again.
Will somebody please educate Marc on internet dating, consequences, LIES, etc? Come on! A woman sending nude photos and sex talking first thing in the morning wants something and it aint you!
besides in order to get to England you have to climb into the way back machine and set the dial at 1935
As a foreign woman who finds Marc a fetching lad who also has access to a nice 'bachelor pad' then I say a resounding YES! The apartment is a nice two-bedroom unit with one centrally located bedroom (no exterior walls) that would make a fine lovenasium and has all new seldom used appliances and is located a stones throw from transit to downtown Vancouver and has our old 52 inch Panasonic Plasma TV and comes fully furnished.
Other community amenities include a close shopping district (both short walking and driving distances), a park across the street, a low crime rate, and is centrally located in the greater Vancouver area. ADSL and cable internet are available.
As far as I go I will admit that I am short (149cm) which is under five foot and 41kg (90lbs) but am generously endowed with now, no longer milk producing, D cups, shoulder length reddish brown hair and am often described as a mix between Christina Ricci and Rachel Leigh Cook appearance wise but with the body of a distance runner.
I will warn you that I am both intelligent and well educated and enjoy sarcasm. I am geek culture friendly but really do not want to hear about your comic books or video game exploits because, as they might say, that is a wood killer. I am what you might call a vigorous lover.
A vehicle can be provided, take your pick between a 90 Jeep YJ (Wrangler) or a 2002 Volvo R70 (high performance Wagon) also available for scheduled use are an E350 'Econoline Van', a Ford Police Interceptor, and soon a Ford F-150 Super Cab.
Screw the tea and crumpets, I can give you good cold beer, doughnuts, and easy access to the NFL Ticket programming in a convenient time zone.
woof woof dog not Uggghhhh.............. (king) dong
Hey! The Jeep, the F-150, and the apartment are mine and not yours to give away on some boy toy!
Great espisode! Tod im wondering why, when naming the new show sans Marc, you STILL put your name 2nd (Salwin and Perry) ?? Has Marc destroyed your self esteem to such a level that you can't possibly see yourself as the lead man?? Has he doomed you to 'sidekick' status for the rest of your life? That bastard!
When the hell is THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT coming????!!! I'm starteing to get worried, I heard Randy Wangs name bandied about in one of the last episodes. This bodes no good for comedy everywhere! And for my waning sanity. Do i need to buy a ticket to LA and personally deliver The Head of Ryan Wong to LAX??
If Marc would sell off all his worldly possessions and expatriate to England cuz someone sent him a picture of boobs i can only imagine what he'd do if he received a picture of some Chaunch. Let's hope there's not a young lady in Yemen or Pakistan who's armed with a webcam and ready to send Chaunch shots to infidels in America or we may never see 'Marc Chambers' again. Three years from now, after much 'reeducation' and 'training', we may see a Marc Abdulla Hibab Bin Bangin on an inbound flight to LA, furiously trying to ignite his explosives packed RA-20 microphone stand.
If i were to ever see that mug shot i would be the first person in history to actually die laughing. Stay off the internets, Chambers.
hahahaha.
Marc becomes a terrorist because some Arab lady sent him a picture of her vag.
Marc totally deserved those last two posts Polly.