David DeMarco: Virtual Wingman
Relationship Expert David DeMarco sits down with Marc and Tod to discuss the latest installment in his audiobook series: How to Comic Con Your Way To Scoring in 17 Minutes Or Less at the San Diego Comic Con.
Relationship Expert David DeMarco sits down with Marc and Tod to discuss the latest installment in his audiobook series: How to Comic Con Your Way To Scoring in 17 Minutes Or Less at the San Diego Comic Con.
Reader Comments (5)
My favorite part of this segment was the singing on DeMarco's audio book. :-)
You missed an obvious Pon Farr joke when it comes to nerds and trying to mate with a Vulcan costumed female.
I think the prime pick is the girl incognito. The girl in costume is either an attention whore (thin), or someone who has given up and decided "fuck it, I want to play" I have no sense of shame, yes I live with my mother and is not sure which is larger, her collection of cats or my little ponies.
You want the girl in jeans and a t-shirt, with her hair tucked up inside her cap. You must approach her with caution, she is a flight risk. The best technique is to observe her for as long as you dare and learn of her interests, then make a calculated guess at to where you can lay in wait once you jump ahead of her. Let her come to you, insert an ironic comment, if she answers you back you have your in. The sad problem is, this type does not respond well to costumes, only the right t-shirt and perhaps back pack 'flare'
Or you could just ask "Hey, I like comics too. Wanna fuck?" Statistically this is probably still the best way to 'pull' one at Comicon with 1/1,000,000 chance of success. You are much more likely to cement your 'man love' with Cioffi (1/500,000) or Tod (1/100,000) or even Mike AND Tod (1/750,000).
Hey, its science, you think I just pulled these numbers out of my ass? I used math!
LMAO @ Laxdude!
I did the math and your statistical calculations are correct!
This show was quite entertaining. The Demarco guy has some great obvious advice! I love it when you have mockumentary type of shows where everything is just common knowledge but delivering it like its news! Good job guys~!
I wish there was someway we could all "Will" David DeMarco into being.