The News Monster: December 17th, 2009
Segway riders are taking weird photos of underage cheerleaders, distracting doggie pictures, Rammed-ass and Campbell, dinner trains that take lives and more.
Segway riders are taking weird photos of underage cheerleaders, distracting doggie pictures, Rammed-ass and Campbell, dinner trains that take lives and more.
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Darn! You should have s t r e t c h e d it all out and got to the story about the flying dog! I read about that and saw the picture of the little dude. His eyes are now fixed in a constant state of terror! Ha! Funny story and damn lucky dog!
Anyway - other than that - GREAT episode! Thanks!!
Not to be too critical, but you should have gone from the dead woman in Florida to the Clay Bride in Korea story. Marc set it up PERFECTLY with his "I was just on top of her last night, she stopped breathing".
Segway guy was in the DC Metro area if I recall...but since he worked in 'new media', he shold have said "media' on his hand lettered sign, press indicates he is in a physical printed form.
I dig wheresmytaco.com.
That clay wife story was comedy GOLD, I hope it is sitting on the prep chair and has a whole show dedicated to its awesome weirdness soon. I submitted a string of primo News Monster stories, i guess I pissed off Slovash and he has spiked them out of spite.