William 
The Food Truck Phenomenon
Los Angeles is overwhelmed by food trucks, some of which are parked in front of Marc's office. Tod likes to eat at them, but not with Marc... so there's some drama. Plus: what would be your fantasy food truck, and there's a meeting taking place between the Hite people and the show.
Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:00AM
Reader Comments (5)
I am pretty sure that Marc has many uses for the day laborers. Firstly, the barn is a dirty and cold place. They could be paid to clean and insulate the place, failing that they could just run around generating heat. Secondly, we have come to understand that the house to which the barn is supposedly attached is rather a dirty place, so they could hose out the house.
Thankfully we do not have food trucks in Vancouver - mind you, Vancouver has nothing fun. If you are coming to the Olympics, expect to not have any fun while the VPD illegally searches and then detains you. If you are lucky they will take you to Stanley Park and beat you, while in uniform, if you are unlucky you get a RCMP (Mountie) that doesn't really speak English and will stand on your neck while tasering you to death. If you are leaving a restaurant and not getting DIRECTLY into a cab (note, we have no cabs) expect a breathalizer and a likely impounding of your car and being detained for drunk driving for having car keys in your pocket, or being arrested simply for bein drunk in public. Also, the event sites are all around the access points to where the good parts of Downtown Vancouver are, where traffic is always bad - during there will be bridge, lane, and road closures. But, you can take transit...which is nearly at capacity today when people are expected to pay.
Sorry, all we have are the old-school run by OC (mostly Bikers) roach coaches that hit industrial parks or build sites. I did not expect to get into a diatribe about how bad Vancovuer sucks now, and how bad it will be during the Olympics.
We do have good Chinese food though. Not China Chinese mind you, but what you would probably expect but with a little more seafood.
Yeah. No food trucks here, it would bring too much joy to the people, joy is frowned upon here.
Marc: "they're getting into each other's folds."
Ewwww!!!
hey LAX at least you have quality weed up there (BC Bud sellls for $3500/lb here in the northeast......not that i'd know that first hand of course! I swear Mr. Officer!)
A fat girl truck. Horrible. But funny. But horrible.