i wont listen to this until 3pm (my assigned LBFM time) but i can tell by the description alone thats its gonna be VERY funny.

GREAT GREAT show!!

Tod - weddings are suppose to be memorable and not miserable. Think FUN and DIFFERENT! Then rent a huge cabana that covers your back yard for the reception. Cater BARBEQUE and get a live band. Have fun! Oh and invite your neighbors so they won't call the cops at two in the morning when you, Marc, John & Cioffi are singing the blues together... on Stickam!

I AIN'T DRUNK, I'M JUS DRINKING

Tod, you can get 30 Seconds to Mars to play your wedding! Then Jarod Leto will bang your wife but its JARED F'ING LETO so who cares!? Right? Right?

So your wife is the kind that would spend a fortune that could be used to help pay down your mortgage or buy a car? I am glad I got married in Vegas with 2 people present, my Uncle and his lady.

Anything other than at home, like my other Uncle, is stupid.

If you live in sin for that long, a big wedding is just the last big party before your divorce. Your only chance is to knock her up. Quickly!

i got an even better idea:
-tod wants to have the party as something with his friends
-the listeners are his friends(as proven by facebook)

Therefore we can throw out my listener party suggestion a couple of shows back and just have the party at the wedding since tod will just invite us, just tell ur girlfriend we're all old buddies from high school

Or we are his distant Canadian cousins. You see my mother was the brother of Rachel Perry's father who as we all know are related to Tod.

He has even crashed on my chesterfield (Canadian for couch). He did bad things to it though.

I'm not sure whether my estraged sister Rachel will be invited to the wedding though. We've stopped communicating over some important family financial issues.

Polly, if LETO even came near my woman I would disembowel him with a #2 pencil.