I believe the only proper way to respond would be to bake a cake thats a big hand flipping the bird to belittle his "craft" along with a card that when opened plays the "fuck you" song signed "from - the baddest man in town" and deliver it to the boyfriends place of work.

While Mike's being a total retard in regards to Rebecca, I think a good deal of the blame that night falls on Marc's shoulders. Marc knew the score and shouldn't have provided the "+1" ticket, just the single ticket, and said that he was only able to get her the one ticket!

Walk away. She's had a chance to leave and didn't take it.

Here is the shocking footage of the fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsqdjunqkAE

She can't leave. He's Cioffi. He's like a black hole for women's inhibitions and a catalyst to their every emotion. Cioffi - He's heroin for the female heart.

Cioffi needs to just dong the broad. 'Nuff said.

Cioffi...walk away. There are a lot of bitches in the sea.

I don't condone unsanctioned violence, but I'm sure there's a way to put together a cage match between you and Rebecca's boyfriend. This way you can destroy him without worrying about getting sued. And what's better than ruining a mans career? A: Ruining his face with your fists.

only one way to solve this.... DDR winner takes all dance off.

At this point I still think Cioffi has done nothing wrong. The thing people tend to forget is that SHE continues to play the game, at any point if she really wanted nothing to do with him she could refuse anything other than required contact at Starbucks. On some level Rebecca clearly is intersted in what Mike has to offer, but probably isn't ready for a big change in life right now. So be it.

That's why dong baker boyfriend tried to attack Cioffi, he has rage about the situation but can't confront Rebecca without making his stock sink even lower. He's mad at her for entertaining another guy's advances, demonstrating to him how unstable their relationship really is. But what can he do? If he speaks his mind to her it'll just drive her into Cioffi's arms... So all his erotic cake addled brain could come up with was a weak show of machismo against Mike.

I'd just let the situation rest, continue being friendly with Rebecca, what's the harm? If she ends up breaking if off with dong baker, move in. If she doesn't, well, at the very least you have a funny story to tell. Taking the diplomatic road in this situation can do you nothing but good long term.

Handy mac has a good take on the situation and while I agree with him and his course of action, Cioffi shouldn't hold out hope. If this guy is as much of an ass as it sounds, no part of me thinks this same girl would then turn around and look to Mike should her relationship end. Unless of course its for some hot vengeful rebound sex.

Yeah!!! He did it! He really did it. Sooooo much vengeful rebound sex.

I believe that Rebecca does not want to let Mike go because she gets the much desired attention as well as the benefits (i.e. getting the tickets). Like smoking, drinking, and gambling drop her like a bad habit… wait you still do those things. :-|

I'm sorry, Mike.. Unrequited love/lust is a bitch...Also, Thomas is too, apparently.

If this "Rebecca Situation" is even true (and I still have my doubts) it is proof positive that Cioffi is <30 and the "old man" act is just that. No one I know over 30 (and reasonably well educated + employed) would get themselves involved with this kind of ridiculous drama.

And Cioffi, what is it in your past that has set you up for this kind of "I want a girl I have to save" scenario? THINK MAN... if you got her would you really want her?

Thatisall

People! Can we please get going with Giovanni's torrent? I've been stuck on 25% for weeks and Marc refuses to repost the old shows!