William 
News Monster: Cocaine World Cups, Powering Through, iPhone Cheating
A shipment of souvenir World Cups was apparently made out of cocaine, an oil trader bought a few million barrels while he was on a drinking binge, a new workout routine involves pretending you're running from zombies, Jason Bateman apologizes and more.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010 at 12:18AM
Reader Comments (7)
I am glad you are back in the barn, if only because the foxy studio you cheat on the barn with was unavailable.
As much as I would love a coked up Cioffi on the podcast, I feel like he'd have to give up one of his already existing vices (booze, cigarettes, gambling, compulsive Ed Hardy lighter-buying, etc) if he wanted to squeeze coke in. I'm sorry, the man's got too many vices.
Just don't give up the yo-yo, it's who you are. Plus, I'm pretty sure you've got a yo-yo related angle, I just haven't figured out what it is yet.
And Jesus Christ, somebody get Seena some penis.
Now worries Derek I mailed her a penis I stole from the morgue, she should be good to go very soon!
Gio, did you just twist it off?
I did indeed utilize an enhanced "Kenneth" technique combined with a little "Posehn" location scouting.
(This won't make sense unless you're well versed in 2001-2004 era loveline)
I'm going to listen to this ep in a few.
Penis from the morgue, you say?
Perfect, since I like it SOFT.
Who likes it hard? Weirdos.
You did it Giovanni, you really did it. (yeah you did!)