FROM: BP Super-Absorbent Materials Engineering Center

Dear LBFM,

We have a little problem here at the BP SAMEC. You see, there is a little oil leak that we have been desperately trying to plug, and we believe that you, LBFM, have the answer to our problem.
Please advise on the kind of material you use to contain Seena’s flooding ‘wetness’ in the presence of Mr. Cioffi? We only need 10-minutes worth of the absorbent material to plug our leak.

We beseach your kindness. For God's sake. PLEASE.

Regards,

Al Pointdexter III, Ph.D.
R&D Director

Hey Cioffi, do you like to get lashed while watching a football match on the tele at the local pub? Do you like to step out for a fag during the half-time break?
What's next, referring to your car-hole as a garage like a Frenchman?

Well, I just found out that "fag" refers to a cigarette in British slang. Nevertheless, I stand by my previous remarks.

Why the hell does Cioffi own bowling shoes?

Also, a fag can also be a stick.

As a Britisher, I have to tell you... a fag is not only a cigarette/homosexual but also a type of food.

The more you know.

Go on, Marc, you know you want to get your lips 'round a fag.

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WERE YOU AWARE ... NOW YOU'RE AWARE

I own bowling shoes because I got through my phy ed requirements in High School by bowling. Every semester of HS I would bowl, but would have to either pay for rentals or get shoes. Towards the end I decided to get shoes.

They've paid for themselves a few times over. Very handy if you enjoy bowling, which I do quite a bit.

FAIL.