Mike Cioffi's Dark Secret Is Revealed
Late one night, while Marc was doing some production for Low Budget FM, he inadvertently stumbled onto one of Mike Cioffi's deepest, darkest secrets. Marc and Seena confront Cioffi on the air.
And now, for your listening enjoyment, Cioffi's raw emotion poured into song:
Mike Cioffi - Total Eclipse Of The Heart (originally by Bonnie Tyler)
Mike Cioffi - Bad Romance (originally by Lady Gaga)
Mike Cioffi - I Believe I Can Fly (originally by R. Kelly)
Mike Cioffi - Wouldn't It Be Nice (originally by The Beach Boys)
Reader Comments (17)
Greatness.
its a hit i love it i need it.
So awesome.
Also, @TheSeena is putting in some solid work this week, I'm digging it, she gives Marc and Mike good energy to use to make the funny
Cioffi should leave the podcast now.
This is the greatest episode he can ever do.
Album art could use a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man in the background.
I love that mike used the effects, just goes to show how talentless the people are who use it. Also Seena was great on the show.
You guys messed up big by making these tracks available as free downloads. I would easily pay in the upward of $7.99 USD for this EP. Haha no just kidding. This is atrocious, but quite comical nonetheless.
Ah didn't notice they were just clips and not the entire song. Good thinking. I retract my statement.
Calling bullshit on that title..... you fuckers didn't even address his 2006 rape charges, what the fuck man!
You also didn't address what his family members call him, do they call him Cioffi? Mike? is there another mike? do they call him steve?
I'm buying the album or EP, hurry the fuck up and sell that shit or bonus content the fuck out of it on the app and I'll beat up a guy with an iphone and buy it on said phone then remove it from said phone then politely return said phone.
When Seena went into her "I'm looking at you! Direct eye contact!" I just about lost my shit. Awesome call back to / table turn on the BB shows. Not sure if it was intentional, but awesome regardless.
Great episode gents... and lady. I consider this the answer to my 'what shows do you recommend for newbies" question I posted last week.
(Now off to figure out how to make ringtones....)
Monkpants use phonezoo.com for a super simple way, it can do it for any model phone and it's free, otherwise get a free app for your smartphone
I would pay good money to see a sing-off between Auto-Tuned Cioffi and The Todbot.
I know why Cioffi hates the Todbot. Clearly it is because Cioffi is clearly a robot. The only question that remains is if he is an earth robot or an extraterrestrial robot. He wasn't using auto-tune, his human speech algorithms were failing.
It explains the poor simulacrum of a human male in his 20s, why he acts like an old man, his ability to be a sexual camel.
i agree with laxdude mike is a robot. thats why hes always trying to to go to the phones lately just like the tod bot.
Can you download these? If so, how?
i enjoyed listening to cioffi singing underwater.
Hilarious!! The R. Kelly song was my favorite!
I am listening to these podcasts in backwards order (save for the newest daily ones) and this one along with the coke(ware)house are my favorites!