News Monster: Too Much Viagra, Hot Dog PR, Spectacular Suicides
The Chocolate industry has begun waging a positive PR campaign for itself. A pilot threatened that if his girlfriend didn't get back together with him, his suicide would be "spectacular." A guitarist took far too much Viagra. Plus: new co-host Belle.
Reader Comments (10)
Why, when the bell rings, do I think someone's just mentioned a hot girl's name and the letters K&B wander through my mind?
Did Grandpa Bickle have a stroke or something, thus explaining the absence of Britt? I disapprove of the show lacking a Pennsylvanian.
Belle resents those comments. Iowans like her don't need to take that kind of crap.
What the hell is this crap with the bell being a "new co-host"? Really guys? Has the show sunk this low? I miss Britt.
Wait till Cioffi and I are on vacation, and the bell fills in.
I think the bell is an adequate Salwin replacement. Just saying.
A lot of the jokes pointed to a female host (the bell) who's significant other didn't like Low Budget and who has bailed on the show, so that begs the question, is Britt temporarily or permanently gone?
Dearest William,
I'm sorry to break this to you, but Britt is gone for good and the bell (or Belle as the peanut gallery likes to call her) is now a permanent part of the cast. The show has not only sunk this low, but will quickly sink even lower. There is nothing for you here, please stop listening to the show and posting your thoughts and opinions in this forum.
Thatisall
The bell brought the same amount to the show as britt. Only chiming in every so often, making sure to let marc and mike to do most of the talking.
As long as Belle doesnt say she doesn't know i think its fine