Speaking of whore prices, Cioffi did they give you two airline tickets or coupons or a lump sum of monies to cover the tickets? if it's cash then let me hook up the flights for free and you can pocket the cash for gambling and an escort/girlfriend for the trip.

Don't get me wrong, I like Yanara (can't spell her name though) but reading News Monster stories just does not seem to be her bag. Does she want to read them or are you making her? I think I liker her more as a comentator, not a news presenter.

I also want to pass on my initial TACS impression of the new phone screener Ynara. I thought she was a slim, red haired Eastern European girl. That is what I pictured when I heard the name.

Yanira is awesome and a delight, Best phone screener the ACS ever had.

Bald Bryan was the best ACS call screener before he stole Mike's job during his honeymoon.

Yanira v. The News Monster is almost as entertaining as Cioffi vs. The TodBot.
Chexting is an awful term.

I never talked to BB on ACS, I'm going to assume he was the best latter day LL screener especially when compared to Tera DCMTGD but I'm guessing his heart wasn't in screening for the morning show, besides they let anyone do it back in early 2006, big tad did it some days.

I stand by Yanira, she was the best!

Oral + pizza = why I'm banned for life from Chuck E. Cheese.

Also, what's up with Tod still being gone? With all this time off, I better start reading about the "sudden disappearance" of JaMarcus Russel.

Have not listened yet, but wanted to let you gents know I saw LBFM on the top page in the itunes store podcast section just now. Not the comedy undertalent page... the first (podcast) page.

I'm not sure if everyone sees the same thing, or if the content is filtered by your itunes activity...

Tip of the penis to you good sir..uh I mean..tip of the morning to you! haha..

Pizza + oral = mozzarellingus

You're welcome.

DAMN.

Oh yes, about Yanira...does she have a speech impediment? She can't read a news story to save her own life. I mean Marc, you have to grab this by the reins and haul this one in bud...John can read, you can read...nuff said..let Yanira wear another "hat" on LBFM, cause she seems to need to return back-to-the-basics to "Reading on the Rainbow" with Geordi La Forge (Le Var Burton). Suprisingly, he played a blind guy but teaches how to read in his other job...peculiar...

In case you're reading the comments and not listening, I want to make it clear that I DID in fact, win a poker tournament.

Yanira is great on the show, but god damn, she can't read copy, wow

"Pizza + oral = mozzarellingus"

Wow, that was pretty good, when I was listening to the show I was thinking:

Pizza + oral = piejob

Wait a second, lemme get something straight that was unclear to me before: did cioffi, or did he not, win a poker tournament? I felt like I was kind of left in the dark on that one...seems as though he just danced around the subject, avoided the issue, one could say...

I did in fact win a poker tournament. First place, beat everyone else.

Of the people playing poker at the tournament, I was deemed the best via an elimination process that left only me standing at the end.

I won.