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When Have You Had Too Much To Drink?
Marc and Mike had an unexpected visitor in the form of a very attractive and very drunk girl who was hanging around the house in the middle of the day. They break down exactly how it came to that, how it ended and some other times where drinking has crossed "the line."
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 at 1:37AM
Reader Comments (13)
There is no party like a Pennsylvania party.
So glad to know Britt is a Keystoner.
I have never been that drunk. It scared me how much I did drink with little more than a 3 beer buzz so I just stopped.
Maybe Britt can start talking about "Pimanti sangwiches" and start saying "ohh la la" and "hooey and applesauce" more often.
Oh boy, I commented WAY too early.
Marc, I hope that "Ryan Wong" truly did "take care of you" in the bathroom. "WOO!"
Holy shit this was the best show in a long time. My new goal in life is to "pull a Chambers".
Also, Britt is doing a fine job. At first I was surprised you guys didn't draft Howard Stern, but now I'm convinced you made a solid choice.
There WAS this time I burned a whole couch in a backyard bonfire.... or was it two. The details are a little fuzzy.
No, it was definitely two couches.... probably.
I drank myself into the ER once.
I had at least a liter of 50/50 gin & tonic in maybe an hour with very little food in my stomach.
BAC of .26
Oops!
Out of genuine curiosity, because this is a discussion/debate I've dealt with before ... who decided to bring you to the hospital, and do you now, and did you then, appreciate that move?
I was taken by a volunteer ambulance that was stationed at the party.
This was part of UConn's school sanctioned 4 night outdoor party (BYO booze). It's basically deplorable and indefensible for the school and local police to allow this but it's incredibly fun for everyone who doesn't hurt themselves or get assaulted.
I made a $50 donation to the volunteers the next week.
I didn't receive any treatment beyond a blood test, but I'm glad they brought me.
My heart rate was low enough for them to ship me off. It was obviously the right decision.
I didn't do anything special for my friend who got help to drag me to the medical tent.
We're good friends and taking care of each others drunk ass is expected and not uncommon.
I went to a community college. The "volunteer ambulance" was a dude on a 4-wheeler who told you to get your shit together.
maintain bro
I loved the bit of the story when Carolla walked by the blitzkrieged Marc and gave a little laugh but kept walking, funny addition to the already hilarious story
when i heard about the competitive drinking and competitive std game it made me think of a new and obscene version of pokemon std... gotta catch em all!