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No! This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Best of week continues with this all time fan favorite. Before you jump into the episode, listen to the explanation Cioffi gives for WHY this is a best of week, what's been happening in the barn instead of the podcast, and exactly what Chambers is up to. In the meanwhiles, please, enjoy this episode from August 3rd, 2003, and note that of the five things in Cioffi's list, one has been been fixed ... check out tomorrow's post to see which one it was.
Originally:
The Five Things You Cannot Have
Everybody's got the things in life that they want, but for some reason -- bad timing, finances don't line up, it's just impossible, or whatever -- it just doesn't work out. Marc, Tod and Mike Cioffi run down their personal lists of five things.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 12:16AM
Reader Comments (7)
August 3, 2003? Wow, I have been listening so much longer than I realized!
I know. The time sneaks up on you, it really feels like just yesterday that I was talking about those incidents.
You fuckers are trying to gaslight me again.
Wait a minute, I don't think this podcast is from 2003. I think it is from 2009. The ad in the beginning was from "Adam & Eve" and that came after the Hite ads ended and before the church ads began. Either the time frame you mentioned is a joke, or there is a serious problem in regards to the date. FYI~~
what is tod's hacky joke about an inexpensive way to get cioffi on the apple train? @13:56... couldnt decipher it the first time this episode came around and cant seem to get it this time either. i love the sprinkling of hack jokes and feel like im missing out when i dont get this one.
Tod says "apple cart" rather than Apple train.
haha! marc's right... i do like it that he roughed the passer on that one.