William 
News Monster: Drunk Truckers, Breastfeeding, Donkey Sex
It's a bummer when they don't let you drink as much anymore at work, Obama's new health care legislation forces perverted employers to offer dedicated breast-feeding rooms, a kid had sex with a donkey in the middle of a field and more.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010 at 12:15AM
Reader Comments (8)
Its gonna be a long week.
Thanks Jason.
Of course there are aliens among us! Come on! Have you forgotten about Cheney? Rumsfeld? GORE? (Gore may have been a robot, though)
Oh - and I like the new announcer's voice. I still miss John, but the new guy is good, too!
Do you think guys who do empathetic breast feedings makes other guys want to lower their zipper and let the juices flow? As long it is the 'tit" of a homosapien is shown, it is an aphrodisiac of sorts. Can you really tell the difference between the areola of a male or female human? If one jacks off to the wrong sex, you may have had a gay experience incognito.
awww man Sudip just reminds me of Tod :(
Runaway Train...........
There, there Gio, everrrrryyyyythiiiinnnngs gonnnnnaaa beee allllrrriiggghtttt, Roccck-a-byeeee
hahahahahaha.