Wow, worst. Itallian. Accent. EVER. Funny show, although super homoerotic when Marc and Tod are picking the guy they'd like to bone them!

So you are going to have Wong on the show? Please make sure that the position of the Low Budget Coast Guard is broached.

Can Sebastian replace Salwin?

Funny thing happened today. I was listening to my fav podcast (this one) and i could have SWORN i heard Marc say they're going to do a dual podcast with my arch enemy, randy wang. Considering that COMICALLY this is not acceptable i've decided i was hallucinating (it HAS snowed here 54 ft in the last 2 weeks so delirium is not out of the question.) So what im gonna do is RElisten to this episode, im SURE Marc would not do something so utterly foolish.

Would Morrissey do a concert with Jonas Brothers? No.

Polly, Marc and Tod have already made guest appearances on PGP, so your worst nightmare has already happened. You may commence with the suicide.

Anyone who declares that so-and-so is their arch enemy when they've never even met them, really they should kill themselves as their lives are already hopelessly empty. (Except for Tod's issues with Jared Leto, as he probably plays that up for the show.) Especially if so-and-so is at the bottom of the barrel celebrity-wise. Like if I were to say you-know-who-whose-name-starts-with-a-G is my arch-enemy. You might expect that from me, but I'm above that. My life hasn't reached that state of emptiness quite yet.

funny, i dont recall threatening to KILL myself over this. I can declare ANYONE my arch enemy regardless of my personal status with that person, its just a phrase.

Now as for lives being hopelessly empty i believe it is YOU, not i, who is essentially cyber stalking Gio on other podcast message boards. That takes a great deal of time and effort, something someone with a semblance of a personal life does not have. But to each his own.

I have read your posts on this board before and you are a foolish little turd. I will never read, respond nor acknowledge your posts ever again for you are irrelevant. Enjoy the PGP all you want, it is your right. Just as it is my right to hate that show and to wish to preserve the comic sanctity of LBFM.

Carry on.

Whoa, go Polly.

Go Polly! Go away William. Please note we are using "humor" and possibly "sarcasm", please look up these words and consider them while rereading posts here. I know you do not understand these concepts and the subtly of the English language but please understand that other people do. When we say "I am so hungry I could eat an entire cow" we do not literally mean we will eat and entire cow.

However, when we tell you to go away, you can take that at face value. Please do not attack me OR my wife here or anywhere else.

Polly will you marry me? LBfm(radio..sigh) has the funniest and most intelligent female listeners around, always bringing the yuks or brilliant insights, I feel privileged to be a fan of the same show, makes me feel smart.

Today I had a "william moment" when I heard some news in regards to LBfm, thankfully it passed before I had to jab a screwdriver in my ear, yes william I just used hyperbole about a podcast and suicide, ooh should I be shot for that, goddamn whiny baby asshole, now go tell mommy that a mean man was rude to you on the internet after you baited him for the 1099th time, alright jerk off?

If I were gay, I'd ask Polly to marry me! Girl, you rock!

LOVE THE CRAIGSLIST SHOWS!!

If anyone steals this bit, I will launch a black-ops LB Coast Guard mission. Waterboardings will be handed out swiftly and with no regard for collateral damage.

Definitly time for an intro for the craigslist shows. Maybe an original TP song or rap? Also please work in some copyright disclaimers throughout. Seems like something John could do if, in fact, he is still alive and not incarcerated. How we comin' on that, Monkeypants?

I have been working on a new theory that he is on a Peyote-fueled spiritual journey through the Sonoran Desert.

(William thinking out loud while reading the last few posts here)

"...huh..he think's I'm some kind of giant mutant baby?...now he's making legitimate marriage proposals to female strangers, what an asshole! I was a right.....wait wait wait what did that say back there....Laxdude eats cows whole, does he kill them first or eat them alive? he's a monster.....this other woman seems to be a lesbian of some kind.....derrrrrrrrrrrr"

It's been a banner few weeks of shows gentlemen, fantastic work.
I hope the sad news I heard was averted if not then my efforts were wasted, at least I tried.

Gio...LOL on your last post! And Lax doesnt have time to kill and eat a live cow, he's GLUED to his television watching the Olympics that are happening right down the street (possibly) from his house. Im picturing him in ALL Canada gear with the Canada Starter jacket, Canada flag pom-pom hat and waving a Canadian flag.

oh and i forgot......mapleleafs painted on his face (both cheeks)

I watched 5 minutes of the opening ceremonies and got to witness the erection failure at the climax and then the emergency re-route to get the flame to the real torch that was beset by protesters.

My next bet is the transit system light train fails under the load just like every other time they have tried to run over capacity.

I might watch some hockey, let me rephrase that, the wife will be watching the hockey and I might see some of it.

The city I am in borders a city that borders Vancouver, but still, all elective and scheduled surgery is off the schedule at our hospital...just in case. All funding for amateur youth sport has been sucked up by the games, so a whole lot of amateur sports enthusiast are pissed.

Also, the Vancouver Police have two setting, let a riot happen and grossly violate your rights and abuse the hell out of you. You never know which one will happen.

sad news??? Gio - What sad news??

Sad News! Why wasn't I notified? Nobody tells me anything around here.

The sad news is, of course, that I'm getting married.

I have a sick fascination with finding the actual CL posting when these shows pop up. For those similarly afflicted:
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/w4m/1597114587.html

The Search for Salwin is running out of steam kids... the overload springs I added to the truck are starting to fail, I am going broke trying to keep the 1/2 ton man satiated, the bed sores on the proteus legged lady are becoming unmanageable and the steamy sexual tension developing between my two traveling partners is uncomfortable to contemplate, much less witness. I will persevere for at long as possible, but I may soon need reinforcements from the LBCG.

Love these shows...keep em coming!