So, let me get this straight. Not only were the German's getting their bushed killed by the terror pisser, but their house was also under surveillance by a third party? Why was more not made of this? The tapes were clearly being monitored, hence the piss real.

What the fuck is up with Germany?

Tod needs to write a pilot for Guido Goat. He goes to the Jersey shore or something.

Too many hack alerts.
The booth is ridiculous.

Vega? Those two are obviously related to Vincent from Pulp Fiction.

I listened to this ep via the Low Budget FM App for my (brand new!) iPhone or iPod touch!

Don't spend that $1.99 all in one place, boys!

For a second I thought I committed a murder. Then I realized I would never murder someone over some soda spillage. If you do take my taco sauce (taco bell mild) though, Jaime will definitely go stabby. As Tod would say, "shit then got real."

Seriously? People are shocked when someone dies over a ruined taco? Huh.

So anyway - when are you guys going to have some contest where the winner gets a NEW iPod touch!!??! Or you could sell raffle tickets! :-)

Mild? really!? you got to go with Fire buddy, it's the only sauce with enough power to drown out the terrible taste of their food and kill whatever pathogens you have decided to allow entry into your gut by eating there to begin with.

The terror pissing topic killed me, the part about Tod actually being a "Terror Pisser" made me laugh so hard I fucked up my workout and hurt my back, totally worth it!

Loved the extended "live read" it felt as off the cuff as possible and made the show funnier, I'm assuming because you probably just riff them and it's pretty cool that an actual advertiser has not compromised the show quality but increased it.

I know that using mild sauce is very "weak" sauce of me. I just don't enjoy burning my mouth.

I agree about the fire sauce. I for one can't really tell the difference between the hotness of the mild and the fire, they're both very weak.

If you felt like sacking up, I would recommend Valentina's Hot Sauce. It's good stuff, and not silly hot like Dave's Gourmet Insanity Sauce.

Dave's Gourmet Insanity Sauce has got nothing on "Da Bomb- The Final Answer." It is 1.5 Million Scovilles of heat, compared to Dave's weak 180,000. The Final Answer isn't meant for direct consumption, and in fact, you have to sign a waiver before buying it, but I have seen two people eat it straight on a rib. However, even the final answer has been dwarfed by other hot sauces. I have personally seen one that claims to be 7.1 million scovilles, and the internet is telling me wild stories of sauces that reach 16 million.

In other words, unless you are spraying something twice as hot as pepper spray (a mere 800,000 scovilles) onto everything you eat or drink (coffee, donuts, cakes, pies, soda, beer, and those brownies you get from the pot store), you are not a real man and should go out to the store immediately to stock up on Tampax and OB.

Salwin tossing about the term "the final answer." Hmmmm......so close. Getting nervous.

Polly, there is no reason to be nervous just because I'm tossing around a BRAND NAME of a sauce that you can find SIMPLY BY SEARCHING THE INTERNET. You should be nervous because I'm standing outside of your house with an axe and wearing a hockey mask.

~Sent from my Blackberry.

Look for Jersey shore: Guido Goat edition on MTV's summer line up!!

Salwin...LOL!!!!!!! (nervous laughter, runs around house and shut off lights, peeks out curtains)

Oh Polly, of course I was just joking. I don't have a blackberry!