If Tod Did It: The Assassination of JaMarcus Russell
No violence is condoned here. This is merely a glimpse into what might happen if Tod, assisted by Marc and John, were to take up the challenge of ending Mr. JaMarcus Russell, quarterback of the Oakland Raiders. An alternate universe, if you will.
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Marc (after eating cookie mushroom) "Let's see if I get big"
Funny stuff!
And of course we all know that "JaMarcus Russell" is code for President Obama. So enjoy the anal probing from the Secret Service.
I'm pretty sure Obama has a higher passer rating than JaMarcus Russell. Lord knows it couldn't be much lower.
What i took from the numerous subliminal messages in this podcast. Correct me if im mistaken:
"When you find the Randy Wang, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate Wang's command"
"Terminate Randy Wang?"
"He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops. Terminate with extreme prejudice."
Now i may be wrong but i swear that's what i took from this episode. Strange, isnt it? (I'll be flying out to LA tomorrow)
haha good stuff guys, gratz on the adds!
Polly,
I believe those were all lines from Apocalypse Now.
Huh. So i should call off my mission?? Damn. Maybe i had the movie on in the backround while listening to the podcast. Either way it still sounded like a mighty fine mission to me.
I would truly hate for any harm to come to Ryan Wong. This way he ends up pennyless and living in his parents back yard shed. I know what will happen, he will pack in his small time paying job with the third shifters to go into podcasting whole hog and will end up in bankruptcy 100k in debt. Of course Hot Talk LA will not really work since they don't actually have an anchor show or a tight demographic.
He had one really good idea, Mr. Fast Food. But he went and packed that in. It was probably the one marketable site/idea/podcast he had. Instead he tosses his lot in with Sam Phillips (tm).
Even Conway seems to have disavowed him.
As a Kansas City Chiefs fan, I am on board with this. After the big hit on Russell, who do they have left at QB?
Hilarious as usual. Love the show.
I live in Buffalo. Our team has endured much of the same nonsense as your Raiders. Don't forget, the Bills had JP Losman as their STARTER for some time last season. What a mistake....
Anderson, I pray for you.
Losman is the 4th string quarterback BEHIND JaMarcus!
Listen I Dunno about Todd oh ooops..one D ..I dunno about Tod but as a RAIDER FAN i hate the chiefs and bills..So in that take this..Dont tell how us how horrible your team is or you agree in the Assassination of JaMarcus Russell .Let us Raider Fans take care of This.....Like how they did Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas" ..or Remember how Mice n Men ended..burn Jamarcus burn..Go Raiders Playoffs in 2010!!..
fuck yeah Tod.