Cioffi has like 47 concurrent jobs, Tod does work at J. crew writing the text featured next to the clothing in the catalogs, John is an undertaker in his free time and Marc is a gay prostitute hustling on the street corners of wilshire blvd each and every day, good trick that Chambers boy...

Those jobs sound about right, i think ive seen marc before too now that i think about it, a note on the subject of quickies, some good ones don't justify all the "meh" ones

i like the scripted quickies more than 10 minute show tangents.

I dig the quickes (heh.) This one in particular has given me at least an hour of entertainment scanning the gk2gk listings for boston (you know...for um...research).

Ranging from the heavy-set "Padawan girl Looking For her Jedi master” to a girl that may be just right for Marc (if he's willing to relocate)

From zekshuyui's profile:
"Ethnicity: Asian
Age: 21
Description: I am a fiesty, argumentative person who has been described as "kind of an asshole." ....I watch a lot of anime and love to cosplay.... both at conventions and in bed. Every morning, as a true American, I punch a bear in the face, kiss the American flag, and drink the salty tears of the Freedom Eagle. I party like a jackhammer inside a vibrator."

In all seriousness, she sounds like quite a woman.

I like mean, angry tangents! or scripted tangents

Sounds like Marc has the best job and probably the highest pay.

Nice find, Andy!

Have her add me on Facebook. No need to relocate. She can make the trip once or twice a month as needed.

I am 7 years older than my wife. I am not sure it would work the other way around. At 32 most women are looking for more than someone to date, they are looking to settle down and perhaps spawn. Although any online nerd dating site woman is probably not looking to spawn, too many bad memories of the Grandpa lovin' sessions.

Dude, I WISH I was an Undertaker. Or better yet, THE Undertaker! I would have just returned to SmackDown! Being an undertaker will always be the dream, although I may have an interview as a crime scene cleaner later this week. Wish me luck...

Good luck John not that you need it, I just know you will impress these guys, C'mon who can pry a tooth loose that has been fired through the back of a dude's skull into a motel dresser better than you and who has better brain mopping skills than you?

I forgot to congratulate Tod on the awesome some blurb in the first fall J. Crew catalog, his writing about the khaki sale and the new v neck sweaters touched my heart.

I got the sneaking suspicion as Marc was reading the description that this was some guy revenge winking at Marc for leading him on with a certain Craig's List posting.