The News Monster: September 2nd, 2009
A cockfighter gets his roosters seized by an unkind government, candy wrappers have obscene and potentially arousing depictions of fruit on them, baby fights, Klingon weapons of war, building your own lightsaber, the mad dong dash and more.
Reader Comments (9)
Re: sex in public places(Tod brought it up), I have witnessed quite a few oddities especially while trapped in Hawaii but I think my favorite story is one from 2004.
My buddy and I were in the movie theater parking garage downing a bottle of Absynthe I ordered from France(I was 19) for 154GBP(it was like 200usd), just drinking it straight from the bottle(the wrong way to do drink that) while waiting to see the Dawn of the dead remake and I dared him to drive through one of those open elevator bays found in some underground parking structures, open on both sides you know.
Well apparently they know people might try and do that and there is either some wieght sensing alarm or whomever was viewing the security camera hit an alarm, we sped through at about 15mph and instead of hauling ass upwards and out of the garage my buddy gunned it lower and lower to the bottom level of the parking garage and in the middle of the bottom level, a fully nude man and lady getting it on in the front bench seat of a tiny pick up truck, my buddy immediately saw and we began laughing so hard I couldn't see as he drove around the truck in circles laughing like a madman, that's why you shouldn't fuck outside some guy might do that to you or at least have the decency to do it in your work parking lot with an illegal window tint like a gentlemen.
Tod "..got her internal female juices flowing..we began to make..."
hahahahahahahaha!
Nosferatu looks a lot like Tod.
If you want difficult car sex, try a jeep YJ/Wranger (1990 model) which has seats that do not recline. Girl must be on top and short unless you want to go in the back (hey now!) where certain canine style coitus becomes an option if you have the seat removed of flipped up.
"Three hurt in dong running incident" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Last three podcasts have been hysterical. Yesterdays discussion of sex with pregnant women and "dong to head" comment made me laugh so hard i choked on my salad at work. Keep up the debauchery!
Tod's improv song at the end made me wish we could get more singing, Tod even if you don't use it how about you bring the guitar to the live show, play during the off air bits not that you don't smoke.
Tod "...but it too dirty, it too dirty...I beat the bishop in your office but it too dirty..."
hahahaha
In case anyone was curious, I was bored enough to type out the whole BS URL:
http://mirror.co.uk/poker/?source=18182558
Charles, I wasn't in the least bit curious.
Anyone else curious?? Didn't think so
If you, like me, want to see the lurid wrappers:
http://tinyurl.com/n6yvqk
If anyone saw an office drone wearing an ipod walking down Lankershim at about 6:00 this afternoon laughing like an idiot ... that was me listening to this episode of LBFM while heading out to catch the shuttle to the Burbank Metrolink station.