William 
The News Monster: August 10th, 2009
The Bible Belt has decided to preach over a few beers, people start their meth labs across the street from prisons to save the city time, the citizens of Peoria, Arizona have some events coming up, Billy Mays quite obviously abused substance, and more.
Monday, August 10, 2009 at 6:18PM
Reader Comments (9)
Hiding in plain site must be a trend.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/police-15793-meth-floyd.html
Stupid is as stupid does.
I feel like Marc is just plagiarizing monsters at this point.
Tod "...throw a little coke of the Paul's Boutique CD..."
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Billy Bump" fucking hilarious, another new term coined by LBfm.
I loved hearing about Tod's song Animal farm, I still sing the chorus in my head from time to time.
from that article:
"Floyd said the home was equipped with an elaborate closed-circuit security TV system that allowed surveillance of the front and rear of the house from a monitor in a bedroom."
Can they explain how that's an 'elaborate' closed-circuit security TV system? It's two video cameras and a TV.
Dammit, Marc!
He's a journalist, not an electrician.
For Crestview, that's pretty damn elaborate!
Oh and btw - the house was actually across from the Sheriff's Department and not the jail. But the reporter didn't want to further embarass the Sheriff that had just been arrested by the FBI.
Trust me when I tell you the worst crime rate is ALWAYS closest to the cop shop. The only time cops are around the place is going out to go on duty and they are not very attentive. The other time they are returning at the end of a shift and are very reluctant to see any crime because they don't want the hassle of paper work.
Also...since the cop shops also tend to release criminals, or people stupid enough to be arrested...they tend not to have cab fare, so either rob someone or steal a car so they can get home.
Since when is 135 fat?
Fred,
135 is only fat if she's under 4'11".