Aggressively Tested Pick-Up Lines
Artie at Low Budget Research has completed testing his latest Pickup Line Of The Week, which is scientifically guaranteed to produce results 100% of the time.
Artie at Low Budget Research has completed testing his latest Pickup Line Of The Week, which is scientifically guaranteed to produce results 100% of the time.
Reader Comments (23)
HOLY CRAP!!!! Tod, YOU were a part of that shitty "Man, I really want a motorcycle!" ad?! Wow, I feel so sorry for you.
So now that you are under the Wizzard Media umbrella, does that mean you get to meet up with Lala from Tikki Bar?
When will the Palm Pre app launch?
No Palm Pre app in the works... turns out I'm the only one who bought that phone.
I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE everybody to buy The Low Budget FM App for your iPhone or iPod Touch, though. We're going to have lots of EXCLUSIVE CONTENT on that bad boy. Exclusive! Content!
Haha. Another great episode! The starting rotation has been BRINGING IT!
I bought the app! .
You guys continue to entertain me 5 days a week, and once a year, I will spend $1.99.
So now we're EVEN.
Just don't let the money go to your heads.
We don't need segments on "Cleaning your Monocle in 37 seconds or less" and "How to get your spats their whitest."
The cash this app is rolling in will help quench my appetite for 3rd World human sushi and I can actually buy the elephant foot ottoman I've been wanting.
Its kinda cool we already started recording app stuff last night...Pretty funny stuff, I think.
Now Tod, don't go giving away any of the EXCLUSIVE CONTENT on the boards here, or Marc with have to hit you with the ol' C&D.
can this app really help me avoid being brutally raped rear admiral theft?
John was cracking me up in this ep!
"It's like Tod & I already had a night together." "And THAT's why you don't turn around!"
HAHA!
So If I buy this "App" will it work via itunes or must I have a touch/iphone? I'm perfectly willing to buy it either way but that's fucked if I can never hear the exclusive content, what the fuck is boston Andy supposed to do, he also has a shitty regular person phone and not some fancy man phone, maybe Marc should auction off his iphone or hold some contest just don't delete the nude pictures from it first, there has to be nude goth chicks on that phone.
Another classic ep.
How long is your contract with WM? I just ask because you almost ended the show a few weeks ago, and this is more than an app I have to buy, it is an iPod touch - and the last one I had died a month in, so I replaced it with a iPod classic.
Does it have to be an iPod touch? That's pretty damn exclusive! I don't have an iPhone OR iPod touch. So I'm screwed? (metaphorically speaking, of course)
I put an iPod Touch on my Amazon wish list immediately after hearing this.
Are you pals with a Genie?
Do people just buy stuff for other people's wish lists, I can't even fathom that actually happening, who does this?
I'm going to buy the app in order to support the show, I'm buying it regardless of whether I can ever hear it.
My friends and family still consult my Amazon wish list for gift ideas. The iPod will be a little rich for their blood, but who knows. Maybe a fairy (i.e. a girl dressed in fairy wings) will grant my wish.
I'm sending my wish list to the LB Staff. On it is an iPod touch!
Dudes, any chance we can buy this EXCLUSIVE CONTENT off you guys without having to buy an iPhone to do it? A little payable area with the ONLY-A-LITTLE-LESS-EXCLUSIVE-iPhone-CONTENT in it? I'd go as high as a one time five dollar fee. Or don't, just sayin'.
NEW: http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?povid=cat96469-env203291-module253933-rLink2&product_id=12510109
OR
USED: http://pensacola.craigslist.org/ele/1466296196.html
Low Budget industries should supply us with iphones, we'll buy the apps
Of the three "starting line-up" at Low Budget FM, zero of us has an iPod or iPod touch. However, Mike Cioffi has assured me that our app is indeed real.
Marc, what happened to your old iPhone? Can't you still use it as if it were a Touch?
(Am I alone in doubting the existence of this app? Not that it matters what I think as my non iPhone/iTouch ownership remains intact.) Maybe you should just set up an account at the local 99 Ranch Market we could fund so your Hite habit is subsidized...
OK... it is real and I owe the LBFM gods an apology.
Great episode! Need more of these pickup lines.